Saturday, December 31, 2011

Interesting story....

You had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart
Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
How to love
How to love
You had a lot of moments that didn’t last forever
Now you in the corner tryna put it together
How to love
How to love
For a second you were here
Why you over there?
Its hard not to stare, the way you moving your body
Like you never had a love
Never had a love
When you was just a young’un your looks was so precious
But now your grown up
So fly its like a blessing but you can’t have a man look at you for 5 seconds
Without you being insecure
You never credit yourself so when you got older
It’s seems like you came back 10 times over
Now you’re sitting here in this damn corner
Looking through all your thoughts and looking over your shoulder

You had a lot of dreams that transform to visions
The fact that you saw the world affected all your decisions
But it wasn’t your fault
Wasn’t in your intentions
To be the one here talking to me
Be the one listening
But I admire your poppin bottles and dippin’
Just as much as you admire bartending and stripping
Baby, so don’t be mad
Nobody else trippin
You see a lot of crooks and the crooks still crook
See You had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart
Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
How to love

Read more:

The Biggest WINNERS Of 2011 Are . .

1. The HEAUX: From Basketball Wives to Hoopz to video models to Kim Kardashian to SNITCHIN GROUPIES. It seems like every other day in 2011 there were HEAUX and former HEAUX (Shouts to Adrienne Bosh) getting new and FRESH ways to WIN. 2011 is gonna be remembered as the year that HEAUX won!!
2. Shaunie O'Neil: After PILFERING Shaq for more than $20M. Shaunie flipped the money into the VERY PROFITABLE Basketball Wives franchise. And she doesn't even have to FIGHT on camera.
3. Rihanna: Rihanna's LOUD tour made $90M. That means this chick brought in MORE money than Beyonce, Jay Z and Kanye West COMBINED for the year 2011. That makes her the new QUEEN.
4. Beyonce And Jay Z: After YEARS of fertility issues, Jay Z and Beyonce FINALLY got pregnant. And depending on WHO you believe Bey will either give birth to or ACQUIRE her first child. That's a BIG deal for the First Couple . . .
5. Diggy Simmons: Diggy went from being ONE OF REV RUNS sons to one of the HOTTEST YOUNG ACTS in all of urban music. He's a BIG winner.
6. Kim Kardashian: Even though her FRAUDULENT marriage ended after just 72 days, Kim Kardashian is still going stronger than ever. Ratings to her new reality show Kim And Kourtney are though the roof and she's getting paid 600 RACKS to host a New Years Party. Oh, and that FRAUDULENT marriage - brought her in more than $15M.
7. Hoopz - She went from FLAV to Shaq . . . married no prenup. We prolly should have made her number ONE.
8. Jennifer Lopez. In 2010 J Lo was a WASHED UP singer in a bad marriage . . . now she's on the HIGHEST RATED show on TV and getting her back BLOWN OUT by a 25 year old dude. Pretty nice upgrade.
9. Wendy Williams. With OPRAH leaving the air and TYRA and Mo'Nique getting canceled, Wendy Williams became the undisputed QUEEN of talk shows. And her ratings are the HIGHEST they've been since launching two years ago.
10. Barack Obama. Dude killed Osama Bin Laden, ended the was in Iraq and is now has the economy in recovery. And DESPITE what the media says, the public recognizes it. He now has his HIGHEST RATINGS of the year.

And The Biggest LOSERS Of 2011 Are . . .

  Bishop Eddie Long - Everyone with two eyes knew he was GAY. But who knew that dude was into LITTLE BOYS. Anyways his wife left and his church is now in shambles . . . as it SHOULD be.

2. Conrad Murray - He really thought he wasn't gonna get LOCKED UP for killing Michael Jackson. He thought WRONG!!!
3.Steve Harvey's Ex-Wife Mary - Steve took her to court for BACK CHILD SUPPORT and for DEFAMATION. He won both cases and then had her THROWN IN JAIL for contempt. He's a f*cked up dude for doing it . . . but she LOST big time.
4. Juelz Santana - He had his babys mother, Kimbella, on national tv talking about SLEEPING with another rapper. There ain't no coming back from that.
5. Halle Berry - After talking ALL THAT MESS about how she never found a Black man who treated her properly, Halle found herself with a WHITE DUDE . . .. who routinely called her the 'N Word.' And she's gonna have to end up paying her RACIST babys father child support for the next 18 or so years. LOL
6. Deion Sanders - Not only is he losing his wife, one of the most BEAUTIFUL women on this planet . . . she's taking HALF HIS PAPER. Oh, and we hear that her phone is RINGING OFF THE HOOK with ballers looking to scoop her up.
7. Terrell Owens - Dude is so broke he can't even afford to pay his CHILD SUPPORT. And NO NFL team wants his raggedy behind. How long before dude starts STRIPPING!!
8. Hermin Cain - For a second people actually BELIEVED that those RACIST Republicans were gonna make this dude their nominee. Then they started the ever so famous TIGER WOODS PARADE OF WOMEN . . .
9. Kobe Bryant - Vanessa put up with all his BULLCRAP while he was the best BALLER in the world. But the second he LOST A STEP .. . she chucked DUECES and is now in the process of RELIEVING the Black Mamba of HALF his doe.
10. Chris Brown - It was hard to figure out WHERE to put dude. But we decided to put him on the LOSERS list . . .. WHY? Anyone who had as many HIT RECORDS as Chris did in one year would be an INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR. But despite having 5 TOP TEN songs this year - his career is still IN THE CRAPPER. Unless he plans on putting out 10 hits per year FOREVER . . . he's about to have some PROBLEMS.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Now I KNOW Why Erica And Kimbella REALLY FOUGHT .....

The DRAMA on the show Love And Hip Hop is reaching NEW HIGHS. You'll recall that on Sunday night, Erica Mena got into a HAIR PULLING match with Kimbella, over some SILLINESS!!! Well it turns out that there was MORE to the story.  According to a TOP behind the scenes SNITCH, Erica is still ANGRY with Kimbella, and feels that she stole the man who TOOK HER VIRGINITY - rapper FABOLOUS. Yes, Emily's MAN Fabolous.. Erica met Fabolous when she was 17 YEARS OLD on the set of his video BREATHE. The two hit it off and had a relationship. And YES, Fab WAS wirh Emily at this time.  Anyways, Erica believed that she was Fab's TOP MISTRESS and that he would not MESS AROUND with any other girls. Well silly Erica soon learned that Fab wasn't being truthful to her . . . and he started dating FELLOW VIDEO MODEL Kimbella.  We're told that Erica was BROKEN HEARTED over whet she felt was BETRAYAL by Fab, and has held HARSH FEELINGS for Kimbella ever since.  Dang boo . . but you were the JUMPOFF THOUGH. You don't have the RIGHT to be mad at some other chick DOING TO YOU . . . what you were doing to EMILY!!!  They need to change the tile of the show LOVE AND HIP HOP to the title, CHICKS WHO F*CKED FABOLOUS. Cause we hear that CHRISSY had some history with Fab too!!! Dude must have a GOLDEN D*CK . . .

Monday, December 26, 2011

Pimp Your Ride Christmas Style

Weve heard of putting Christmas lights on your house . . but on your TRUCK???

Look at the nation,

Look at the nation,
that's a crooked smile braces couldn't even straighten!