Monday, January 30, 2012

How addicted are you?

Hiya Blogaholics!
Blogging has become a serious outlet for me over the past year. Actually its a virtual dumping ground. I am compelled to blog about meaningless stuff no one cares about. 

Are you addicted to blogging? Do you get cold sweats when you are away from a keyboard for more than a few hours? Does panic set in if a day goes by and you are unable to post? Do you freak out when your server goes down, and check every 15 minutes to see if its back up? Do you view the world as it goes by as a series of bloggable moments? Do you look at strangers in a crowd and wonder which of them are bloggers?

Love or Hate

What is the most powerful emotion…?

Don’t worry!


You can’t let things consume you, because if you think about things too long your a** will certainly be on some psycho ish. Here are a few examples of things that you can’t worry too much about because if you do you’ll never leave your Plucking house.(Or possibly find yourself in a padded room somewhere.)

Making new friends: I’m sure that many of us have that friend who has owed you 100 bucks since the last Heavy D album, acts like a horses a** whenever they had too much to drink – and embarrasses you by saying silly shit like how they collected every one of there farts in a glass jar since 97′ (maybe it’s just me) The person isn’t kept around because they are particularly great people, or they have something beneficial to offer, but simply because you know exactly what you’re getting with each scenario. The scary thing about making new friends, similar to the dating world somewhat, is having to break all ties with a person when you find out something rather shitty with them. “That mother plucker thinks Lil Wayne is a great lyricist “- I can’t hang with her any more lol, You know what, I still think too much in this category...

Fast Food Restaurants: Just think about it for a minute, all of the disheveled looking people you’ve seen working at your local fast food restaurants – I’d bet you dollars to donuts that you wouldn’t trust any of those individuals to do the most menial of tasks for you. She is adding on her fingers like a 3rd grader in math class before handing me my change. These are the people that we trust to handle our food, a slew of our future leaders – somehow we casually pay for our grub, knowingly chowing down on unhealthy food – not thinking about the dude who handled it who failed to wash his hands after an extremely busy bowel movement moments earlier. Thank god that I stopped thinking too much-

Sex: When you are quickly approaching your mid-30′s like I currently am, For a minute, think about all the scumbags that have conquered the”land”  (sorry am trying to keep the blog tasteful lol) before you – a rat pack of tyrants that consist of wanna-be "just add water” thugs, strippers, executives, dogs, hood rats that nerd at the old job that u gave a “mercy blow” to at a Christmas party, not to mention the three girls clitoris’ she was intimate with when she thought she was a lesbian, lol during her collegiate years. That’s why whenever a dude asks me how many men I’ve been with, I say: “I’m not going there, because if I answer then I’ll have to ask you how many women you’ve been with. If the answer is a bit too high for my tastes, our sexual experiences from now on will consist of you holding rosary beads in each hand as you Pluck me with a noticeable frown on your face.

Simple health check-ups: nothing is worse than going there for a clean bill of health and having the doctor voice some sort of concern. Case in point, a few months ago I had some blood tests that worried my doctor, he said that he wanted to run some more tests because of a colon (they tried to remove my appendix proior too because they werent sure smh) issue that he though I might have. I was scared shitless, I spent the better part of the next week or so drinking nothing but water(like it mattered at that point), having a hard time sleeping – I just knew that it had to be bad. Wouldn’t you know it, apparently he had misread some test, and my colon was surprisingly as healthy as ever. After threatening to kill the good doctor in the nicest way imaginable, I celebrated by rolling a dubee . 

What’s your least worry at the moment? Moral of the Blog Don’t worry to much ppl . Have a wonderful Monday everyone!

My Blog (the only place to read MY thoughts)

I think the perfect human begin would be half male and half female In order to be effective in the world, a woman needs some masculine qualities, and by the same token , a man who adopts feminine qualities will be a better boss, a better businessman, and a better father and husband. Pretty Bold statement huh? (No harm intended)
Do I have you thinking yet?

Over 200 hundred years ago the French government gave the United States the statue of Liberty as a symbol of vitality, strength, and beauty of our new nation...what people see as a "feminine beauty," her face also clearly exhibits her inner masculine strength and determination.

Man & and Woman

Funny Graphics @
Men negative Qualities

Men Positive Qualities

In control
Women negative Qualities
Women Positive Qualities

Proper Adoption of {masculine} strength and {feminine} softness is about understanding how to use your?

You Are 42% Feminine, 58% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.

Your interesting and am interested! -True Man (Audio Only)

This is one of my favorite male groups, but I NEVER heard this track before. True Man offers True Love. I listened to the song about 5 times before I decided to post it. How many times have we (male or females) messed up what we have, looking outside our boundaries? Most of the time their right there in front of our face.
Ladies Are we ready for a True Man? (I am.)
Gentleman are you willing to give us True Love?
I got a true love baby, I need a true love
Someone treat me right
I don’t wanna fuss and fight
Give me true love baby, I need a true love
You can’t handle a true man

Speechless... Amber. Why did you do that to your FACE MaMa????

Amber Rose Rocks Face Tattoo

Amber Rose was spotted rocking a Mike Tyson inspired temporary facial tattoo. What do you think…Love it or Hate it?

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Cool This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly

A monster breakfast which weighs the same as a small child and could potentially kill diners is attracting criticism from angry health campaigners...The Kidz Breakfast at Jesters Diner in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, includes 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages and six eggs and weighs on average 9lb - 1lb 5oz more than the average newborn baby. Health experts are demanding its removal from the menu and are warning someone with a heart condition could die if they eat it, with each helping amounting to at least 6,000 calories, up to three days' food intake for an average person.

Monster meal: Diner boss Martin Smith and employee Ruth Pettinghill show off stomach-bursting fry-up

Caravan park worker, Lee Williams, 39, tries the Kidsz Breakfast with Ava Wheeler, six, watching on
Egged on: If Lee Williams finishes the feast within an hour without help from Ava Wheeler, six, he eats for free

Greasy spoon owner Martin Smith said the gigantic breakfast, which comes on a 2.5 sq ft plate, is 'just a bit of fun', with the menu inviting diners to tuck in and 'leave a stone heavier'.Customers are also offered the mammouth meal for free if they can devour the fry-up in less than an hour without help but no one has managed the stomach bursting feat.
Gut-busting: The Kidz Breakfast weighs in at an incredible 9lb - 1lb 5oz more than the average newborn baby

Thursday, January 26, 2012

50 Cent Will Tweet a Picture of His Penis if the Giants Lose the Super Bowl [Gossip]

It looks like 50 Cent has a lot riding on the Super Bowl. lol he accepted a bet on Twitter that means that if the Giants lose the Super Bowl he will publish a picture of his penis on the internet. O_o

The deal was made by a Twitterer named @MyBesetAssets. "Lets bet. If the Giants lose the Superbowl, u must post ur d*ck on the twitter. If they win, I'll post my boobs & face on here. Bet?" 50 quickly replied, "Ok." Miss Assets seems serious about the contest but do you think 50 will really follow through? A quick Google for naked pictures of him shows some nude shots that have been scrubbed from the web, do we really think he'll voluntarily send out his dick if the Giants lose?

I doubt it, but Fifty's 5.6 million plus Twitter followers right now,thinks he might. Between this and Madonna, there are now two reasons to watch the Super Bowl in case you wasnt going to LOL

State Bill Outlaws Use Of Fetuses In Food Industry, so Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?

Last week, Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey introduced a bill that would ban "the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses." But which foods or products use aborted human fetuses? Let's investigate. lol

Ralph Shortey is an utter moron whose incompetent attempts to ban stem cell-derived medicine reveal his all-encompassing idiocy, nor to tell you that the use of aborted human fetuses in food would already be in clear violation of a variety of different federal and state laws. Nor, for that matter, are am I  here to tell you that you should or should not be eating aborted human fetuses. What I am  here to do is find out what foods are made using aborted human fetuses. Found this site that contacted a number of the country's largest food companies and asked: do they use aborted human fetuses in food products?

Companies That Do Not Use Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food Products

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, Filet o' Fish, McRib, McChicken, McGriddle
Contains aborted human fetuses? Ashlee Yingling, media relations: "The answer is no. McDonald's does not use aborted human fetuses in its food."

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: Perrier, Häagen-Dazs, Gerber, Powerbar, DiGiorno Pizza, Butterfinger, Kit Kat, Alpo, Frisky
Contains aborted human fetuses? Hilary Green, head of R&D communications: "Nestlé does not use aborted human fetuses in its food products."

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Tropicana Orange Juice, Doritos, Quaker Oatmeal, Mountain Dew, Fritos, Gatorade
Contains aborted human fetuses? In a letter to "Children of God for Life," PepsiCo consumer relations representative Margaret Corsi writes: "These claims are meant to suggest that human fetal tissue is somehow used in our research. That is both inaccurate and something we would never do or even consider. It also is inaccurate to suggest that tissue or cells somehow are being used as product ingredients. That's dangerous, unethical and against the law."

Companies That Might Use Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food Products

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?

Burger King

Products include: WHOPPER®, WHOPPER JR.®, Chicken Tenders, BK® Chicken Fries, Bacon & Cheddar BK TOPPERS™ Burger
Contains aborted human fetuses? Possibly. Burger King has not responded request for comment at this time.

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?

General Mills

Products include: Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Bisquick, Fruit by the Foot, Bugles, Chex Mix, Hamburger Helper
Contains aborted human fetuses? Possibly. General Mills has not responded request for comment at this time.

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: A-1 Steak Sauce, Boca Burgers, Capri Sun, Crystal Light, Jell-O, Lunchables, Oreos, Teddy Grahams, What Thins
Contains aborted human fetuses? Possibly. Kraft has not responded to our for comment at this time.

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Sprite, Zico
Contains aborted human fetuses? Possibly. Coca-Cola has not responded to request for comment at this time.

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?


Products include: Dave's Hot 'n Juicy 1/4 lb. Single, Bacon Deluxe Single, Bacon Deluxe Double, Frosty
Contains aborted human fetuses? Possibly. Wendy's has not responded to request for comment at this time.

Healthy Meals and Healthy Kids

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) rolled out a new set of guidelines regarding public school lunches today.

The rules, which constitute the first major changes to the school lunch program in over fifteen years, are part of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, championed by Michelle Obama.

A summary posted on the official USDA blog outlines the regulations' intent to:

  •  Guarantee students are offered both fruits and vegetables every day
  •  Increase offerings of whole grain foods
  • Ensure proper portion size by limiting calories based on the age of children being served
  • Reduce the amounts of saturated fat, trans fats and sodium contained in menu items

Luckily for kids, the USDA didn't get all the changes they asked for. The U.S. Congress, a legislative body famously run by children, stepped in to protect the rights of French fries (still, legally, a vegetable) and pizza (still a vegetable, on the condition it not be the only vegetable offered that day).

In response to these changes, kids across the nation are expected to stomp angrily up the stairs, until their parents make them come back down here and try walking up the stairs the right way.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Google Wants All Your Personal Information, Promises To Use It For “Cool Things” Google Says Bye Bye to User Privacy

Google announced today a major overhaul of its privacy policies, and everyone on the Internet shrugged and continued what they were doing.
Haha, just playin'—people are freaking out.

Effective March 1, the company will merge most of its over 70 separate privacy policies into one master policy.
"That's cool," you might think to yourself. "I hate clutter."
What this actually means for you is that any information you may have provided one Google service will now become integrated with all the other ones you use. And what that actually means for you is that Gmail may not know how often you search for videos of Death Drop Dance-Offs on Youtube yet, but it will soon. All the ads targeted to you on Google are about to get even more creepily specific.

Users cannot opt out of the privacy changes, so the Washington Post has posted a handy FAQ page to help the instantly outraged direct their anger toward specific infractions.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

IF YOU want to name your newborn Mafia No Fear, V8, Lucifer or Emperor, the New Zealand Internal Affairs Department says no dice.

What's in a name?

The department, which registers births, recently released a list of disallowed names from the past decade that run the gamut from the unlikely to the inexplicable, the website reported.

While no names are banned outright, according to deputy registrar-general Ross McPherson they can't be more than 100 characters long, use an unearned title or be offensive to the general public. They also have to be actual words, not numbers or symbols.

The most common rejected name was Justice, with 49 sets of parents trying for that moniker, followed by Princess (24) and King (21). Bishop hit the list with seven attempts and Lucifer with six. Also on the reject list were Messiah and Christ.

Others that didn't make the cut included Mafia No Fear, Anal, V8 and the symbol *.

But some of those that did get by the registry, according to the website, were Violence, Chardonnay and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Perhaps the champion puzzler of a name, Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii, was not registered in New Zealand but was the subject of a court case there.

In 2008, Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt ordered that a girl with that name be taken into court custody so she could change it.

For the record, the most popular names for New Zealand babies in 2011 were Liam and Ruby

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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Friday, January 6, 2012

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Let Them Go!!!!! I like this article A Lot!

There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.  I don't wan you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone.

When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you; and if they aren't joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO!  And it doesn't mean that they're a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over!!! And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over, so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead; you've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something!! I've got the gift of goodbye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in goodbye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know whatever God means for me to have, he'll provide/give it to me. And if it takes too much sweat, I don't need it!!!!!

1. Stop begging people to stay: LET THEM GO!!
2. If you are holding onto something that doesn't belong to you and was never intended for your life, then you need to: LET THEM GO!!
3. If you're holding onto past hurts and pains...... LET THEM GO!!
4. If someone can't treat you right, love you bacc, and see your worth...... LET THEM GO!!
5. If someone has angered you.... LET THEM GO!!
6. If you're holding onto some thoughts of evil and revenge.... LET THEM GO!!
7. If you're involved in a wrong relationship or addiction.... LET THEM GO!!
8. If you're holding onto a job that no longer meets your needs or talents.... LET THEM GO!!
9. If you have a bad attitude.... LET THEM GO!!
10. If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better.... LET THEM GO!!
11. If you're struggling with the healing of a broken relationship...... LET THEM GO!!

Look at the nation,

Look at the nation,
that's a crooked smile braces couldn't even straighten!