Monday, October 31, 2011

This news will have little to no effect on sales...but

If BET were to ever take a stab at copying MTV’s The Inferno the first episode of the reality competition should include a challenge involving consuming a McRib and washing it down with a grape flavored Four Loko before completing a 500 yard dash.  Team Chunk you’ve been put on notice.

At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. The bun alone contains 34, says TIME’s Melnick. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — “a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes.” According to McDonald’s own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals
So, what’s the meat made of?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

‘Love and Hip Hop 2′


Who needs a morning cup of Joe to kick their digestive system into high gear when the preview for Love and Hip Hop 2 now exists? I know because I sharted myself around the 34 seconds mark upon hearing “My name is Kimbella and I’m a model, an actress, diva and everything else.”

Martin and Malcolm didn’t die for this.

There are no words to describe the supertrailer for Love And Hip Hop 2. If we could attempt to describe it, we’d call it explosive, shocking, thrilling, and emotional, but those can’t do it justice. This upcoming season promises drama like we’ve never seen from these ladies before. We’ll finally get some closure from Emily and Fab’s, we see where Chrissy and Jim stand, and what’s up with the careers of Somaya and Olivia. But it would appear that the new girls, Kimbella and Yandy, have brought a whole supply of drama with them for this season. It’s just…like we said, there are no words. Watch for yourself and tune in to the premiere on November 14 at 9 p.m

Look at the nation,

Look at the nation,
that's a crooked smile braces couldn't even straighten!