Interesting story....

You had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart
Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
How to love
How to love
You had a lot of moments that didn’t last forever
Now you in the corner tryna put it together
How to love
How to love
For a second you were here
Why you over there?
Its hard not to stare, the way you moving your body
Like you never had a love
Never had a love
When you was just a young’un your looks was so precious
But now your grown up
So fly its like a blessing but you can’t have a man look at you for 5 seconds
Without you being insecure
You never credit yourself so when you got older
It’s seems like you came back 10 times over
Now you’re sitting here in this damn corner
Looking through all your thoughts and looking over your shoulder


You had a lot of dreams that transform to visions
The fact that you saw the world affected all your decisions
But it wasn’t your fault
Wasn’t in your intentions
To be the one here talking to me
Be the one listening
But I admire your poppin bottles and dippin’
Just as much as you admire bartending and stripping
Baby, so don’t be mad
Nobody else trippin
You see a lot of crooks and the crooks still crook
See You had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart
Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
How to love

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The Biggest WINNERS Of 2011 Are . .

1. The HEAUX: From Basketball Wives to Hoopz to video models to Kim Kardashian to SNITCHIN GROUPIES. It seems like every other day in 2011 there were HEAUX and former HEAUX (Shouts to Adrienne Bosh) getting new and FRESH ways to WIN. 2011 is gonna be remembered as the year that HEAUX won!!
2. Shaunie O'Neil: After PILFERING Shaq for more than $20M. Shaunie flipped the money into the VERY PROFITABLE Basketball Wives franchise. And she doesn't even have to FIGHT on camera.
3. Rihanna: Rihanna's LOUD tour made $90M. That means this chick brought in MORE money than Beyonce, Jay Z and Kanye West COMBINED for the year 2011. That makes her the new QUEEN.
4. Beyonce And Jay Z: After YEARS of fertility issues, Jay Z and Beyonce FINALLY got pregnant. And depending on WHO you believe Bey will either give birth to or ACQUIRE her first child. That's a BIG deal for the First Couple . . .
5. Diggy Simmons: Diggy went from being ONE OF REV RUNS sons to one of the HOTTEST YOUNG ACTS in all of urban music. He's a BIG winner.
6. Kim Kardashian: Even though her FRAUDULENT marriage ended after just 72 days, Kim Kardashian is still going stronger than ever. Ratings to her new reality show Kim And Kourtney are though the roof and she's getting paid 600 RACKS to host a New Years Party. Oh, and that FRAUDULENT marriage - brought her in more than $15M.
7. Hoopz - She went from FLAV to Shaq . . . married no prenup. We prolly should have made her number ONE.
8. Jennifer Lopez. In 2010 J Lo was a WASHED UP singer in a bad marriage . . . now she's on the HIGHEST RATED show on TV and getting her back BLOWN OUT by a 25 year old dude. Pretty nice upgrade.
9. Wendy Williams. With OPRAH leaving the air and TYRA and Mo'Nique getting canceled, Wendy Williams became the undisputed QUEEN of talk shows. And her ratings are the HIGHEST they've been since launching two years ago.
10. Barack Obama. Dude killed Osama Bin Laden, ended the was in Iraq and is now has the economy in recovery. And DESPITE what the media says, the public recognizes it. He now has his HIGHEST RATINGS of the year.

And The Biggest LOSERS Of 2011 Are . . .

  Bishop Eddie Long - Everyone with two eyes knew he was GAY. But who knew that dude was into LITTLE BOYS. Anyways his wife left and his church is now in shambles . . . as it SHOULD be.

2. Conrad Murray - He really thought he wasn't gonna get LOCKED UP for killing Michael Jackson. He thought WRONG!!!
3.Steve Harvey's Ex-Wife Mary - Steve took her to court for BACK CHILD SUPPORT and for DEFAMATION. He won both cases and then had her THROWN IN JAIL for contempt. He's a f*cked up dude for doing it . . . but she LOST big time.
4. Juelz Santana - He had his babys mother, Kimbella, on national tv talking about SLEEPING with another rapper. There ain't no coming back from that.
5. Halle Berry - After talking ALL THAT MESS about how she never found a Black man who treated her properly, Halle found herself with a WHITE DUDE . . .. who routinely called her the 'N Word.' And she's gonna have to end up paying her RACIST babys father child support for the next 18 or so years. LOL
6. Deion Sanders - Not only is he losing his wife, one of the most BEAUTIFUL women on this planet . . . she's taking HALF HIS PAPER. Oh, and we hear that her phone is RINGING OFF THE HOOK with ballers looking to scoop her up.
7. Terrell Owens - Dude is so broke he can't even afford to pay his CHILD SUPPORT. And NO NFL team wants his raggedy behind. How long before dude starts STRIPPING!!
8. Hermin Cain - For a second people actually BELIEVED that those RACIST Republicans were gonna make this dude their nominee. Then they started the ever so famous TIGER WOODS PARADE OF WOMEN . . .
9. Kobe Bryant - Vanessa put up with all his BULLCRAP while he was the best BALLER in the world. But the second he LOST A STEP .. . she chucked DUECES and is now in the process of RELIEVING the Black Mamba of HALF his doe.
10. Chris Brown - It was hard to figure out WHERE to put dude. But we decided to put him on the LOSERS list . . .. WHY? Anyone who had as many HIT RECORDS as Chris did in one year would be an INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR. But despite having 5 TOP TEN songs this year - his career is still IN THE CRAPPER. Unless he plans on putting out 10 hits per year FOREVER . . . he's about to have some PROBLEMS.

Now I KNOW Why Erica And Kimbella REALLY FOUGHT .....

The DRAMA on the show Love And Hip Hop is reaching NEW HIGHS. You'll recall that on Sunday night, Erica Mena got into a HAIR PULLING match with Kimbella, over some SILLINESS!!! Well it turns out that there was MORE to the story.  According to a TOP behind the scenes SNITCH, Erica is still ANGRY with Kimbella, and feels that she stole the man who TOOK HER VIRGINITY - rapper FABOLOUS. Yes, Emily's MAN Fabolous.. Erica met Fabolous when she was 17 YEARS OLD on the set of his video BREATHE. The two hit it off and had a relationship. And YES, Fab WAS wirh Emily at this time.  Anyways, Erica believed that she was Fab's TOP MISTRESS and that he would not MESS AROUND with any other girls. Well silly Erica soon learned that Fab wasn't being truthful to her . . . and he started dating FELLOW VIDEO MODEL Kimbella.  We're told that Erica was BROKEN HEARTED over whet she felt was BETRAYAL by Fab, and has held HARSH FEELINGS for Kimbella ever since.  Dang boo . . but you were the JUMPOFF THOUGH. You don't have the RIGHT to be mad at some other chick DOING TO YOU . . . what you were doing to EMILY!!!  They need to change the tile of the show LOVE AND HIP HOP to the title, CHICKS WHO F*CKED FABOLOUS. Cause we hear that CHRISSY had some history with Fab too!!! Dude must have a GOLDEN D*CK . . .

Pimp Your Ride Christmas Style

Weve heard of putting Christmas lights on your house . . but on your TRUCK???

GUILTY: Doc Convicted For MJ Manslaughter

Conrad Murray was convicted Monday of involuntary manslaughter in the drug-overdose death of singer Michael Jackson after a jury deliberated for two days.
Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor handed the case to the seven-man, five-woman jury Thursday after closing arguments by prosecutor David Walgren and lead defense lawyer Ed Chernoff. Over nearly six weeks of testimony, jurors heard from 33 prosecution witnesses and 16 defense witnesses. More than 340 exhibits were available in the jury room as the panel mulled a verdict.
Jackson, 50, died on June 25, 2009, of an overdose of the surgical anesthetic propofol, aggravated by effects of the sedative lorazepam. Murray, 58, was charged with a single count of involuntary manslaughter. He pleaded not guilty.
The jury delivered the verdict this afternoon. Conrad Murray was found GUILTY by a unanimous jury.

This news will have little to no effect on sales...but

If BET were to ever take a stab at copying MTV’s The Inferno the first episode of the reality competition should include a challenge involving consuming a McRib and washing it down with a grape flavored Four Loko before completing a 500 yard dash.  Team Chunk you’ve been put on notice.

At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. The bun alone contains 34, says TIME’s Melnick. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — “a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes.” According to McDonald’s own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals

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So, what’s the meat made of?

‘Love and Hip Hop 2′

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Who needs a morning cup of Joe to kick their digestive system into high gear when the preview for Love and Hip Hop 2 now exists? I know because I sharted myself around the 34 seconds mark upon hearing “My name is Kimbella and I’m a model, an actress, diva and everything else.”

Martin and Malcolm didn’t die for this.

There are no words to describe the supertrailer for Love And Hip Hop 2. If we could attempt to describe it, we’d call it explosive, shocking, thrilling, and emotional, but those can’t do it justice. This upcoming season promises drama like we’ve never seen from these ladies before. We’ll finally get some closure from Emily and Fab’s, we see where Chrissy and Jim stand, and what’s up with the careers of Somaya and Olivia. But it would appear that the new girls, Kimbella and Yandy, have brought a whole supply of drama with them for this season. It’s just…like we said, there are no words. Watch for yourself and tune in to the premiere on November 14 at 9 p.m

Happy Birthday to my Son.

A Parent sees a son through  so many ups and downs, it's true,  Through all the years until he's finally grown.  It starts with tender lullabies,  Then school, then proms--the time just flies...  And far too soon he's off and on his own.  His future holds so much in store,  And nothing's like it was before,  The change is sometimes hard to comprehend...  Son, My world's a wondrous place because your in it,  Your friendship is my most treasured one  Thank You for all the joy and all the laughter  And thank you for the love you've given me  My wish for you today and ever-after  Is that these blessings will be returned abundantly.                                                                     
   You're more than a son~you're a good friend as well~and I love you so very much.  Happy Birthday, Son

A concern as a parent....

The use of standardized test scores as a proxy for actual intelligence is a lazy, misguided, classist and culturally discriminatory tactic that makes the jobs of policymakers easier at the expense of the future of our children. That said, kids these days are more jaw-droppingly stupid than ever before. We're getting it from all sides.  America as a nation just got its SAT scores, and ugh...

Average scores on the SAT fell across the nation this year, with the reading score for the high school class of 2011 falling three points to 497, the lowest on record, according to a report Wednesday by the College Board, which administers the exams.The average writing score dropped two points, to 489, and the math score was down one point, to 514.

Yes, it's true that more speakers of English as a second language are taking the test than ever before, and it's true that the persistent racial disparities in the test results are indicative of a fatal structural flaw, and it's true that the simultaneous drop in overall scores coupled with an increase in very high scores is part and parcel of the ongoing bifurcation of America into separate and unequal camps of haves and have-nots.

We don't give a shit. Go to your room. And read a fucking book, for once. If we hear you "txting" up there, we swear to god. We swear to god.

Do you hear the doorbell? That is probably your huge weed box, right now

A Pennsylvania woman found a five-pound package of marijuana on her doorstep this week. The same thing happened to a nearby elderly couple. What should you do if you receive a large package of weed? Let us help you. As Gothamist rightly points out,the unbidden-parcels-of-pot thing is now, officially, a trend: Not only did it happen to those folks in Pennsylvania, but a dentist's office in New York City received 31 pounds of marijuana last month.
And this could happen to you, at literally any moment. Do you hear the doorbell? That is probably your huge weed box, right now. But follow our step-by-step guide, and it will work out:







* 1. Don't call the police.


* 2. Reseal the package.


* 3. Email me.






Don't worry! I'll handle the rest. lol...

Elizabeth Taylor Showed Up 15 Minutes Late to Her Own Funeral R.I.P



Taylor left specific instructions that she wanted to "be late for her own funeral, a family rep said.


You've got to hand it to that old ball-buster, Liz Taylor she knew how to make an entrance She was a Hollywood original to the end. Elizabeth Taylor was laid to rest Thursday at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif., in a small, private funeral attended by friends and family Taylor's casket was closed and draped with gardenias, violets, and lily of the valley. She was interred in The Great Mausoleum, the same resting place for her longtime friend Michael Jackson.

Super Full Moon

for the first time since 1993, the Moon is going to be full tonight  at almost the exact same time it's closest to earth. So if you've got livestock you need to sacrifice, now's the time to do it! The Moon will be less than one hour away from perigree (the fancy science word for "point on the Moon's elliptical orbit at which it's closest to earth") tonight the same day that a Full Moon is scheduled (on God's calendar). This means it'll be 14 percent larger than usual! Or, at least, it'll appear 14 percent larger than normal, since the Moon does not, according to scientists, change size. This happens once every "18 years or so," so the next time you get a perigree Full Moon, Justin Bieber will be in his mid-30s.


According to NASA, your best bet is to find the Moon when it's close to the horizon, and look at it through a foreground object, like a tree, triggering an optical illusion called, imaginatively, the "Moon illusion" that will make it appear huge, and compel you to mate, or whatever.

Urban Studies

Every year the Economist Intelligence Unit looks at all the cities in the world and ranks their livability based on stability, health care, culture and environment, education, and infrastructure. Which city came out on top?

For the fourth straight year, it's Vancouver, with its nice climate, crime-free streets, and universal healthcare. Most of the cities in the top 10 were Canadian or Australian, actually. Melbourne, Australia, knocked Vienna, Austria, from the No. 2 spot. Vienna is now No. 3, followed by Canada's Toronto and Calgary. Furthering the reign of the land down under, Sydney came in seventh and Perth and Adelaide tied for eighth. This should kick off an impossibly bloody feud between the two bellicose nations that will culminate in a devastating curling match or swim meet or something completely innocuous like that.

Because of the way the study is set up, mid-sized cities in larger countries tend to do the best. That's why the top American city was Pittsburgh. Well, that and because it's one of the gayest in the country, too. (I disagree with both of these findings, by the way.) As for Los Angeles and New York, they came in 44th and 56th, respectively, just like last year. And Harare, Zimbabwe, held on to the lowest position in the rankings. Maybe we should send some Canadians there to clean the place up.

Paul Mason, formerly the World's fattest man, says he is suing

The British National Health Service because he was sent to a dietitian and not an eating disorder specialist.